We as Americans...

Why does the rest of the world hate Americans so much!?

Just like how us American "dislike" the French because they are "stuck up" or the Canadians for being "arrogant"

We get to be the "asshole bully"

First of all, the French only sound stuck up.  Canadians are cool, and Americans are assholes. I won't deny it.  We voted the assholes into office to make us look like the biggest jerk ever.  Someone, quick! Grab something it stick it to that asshole!

I was watching CNN yesturday (believe me, that was a first) and there was something about the twisters in Missouri.  The news caster was rambling on about "what happened to us Americans, have we lost all feel of compassion for our fellow Americans? Why is it Japan's earthquake got so much hype and we all look away from this tragedy in Missouri."


NINJA! Wtf you talking about?! Who the hell you been hanging around with? Must be some people made of stone!! First of all the disaster in Japan was HUGE!!! It deserved speculation.  Second, how do you know we don't care?! Third, everyone is so busy avoiding foreclosures and bad credit right now we can't think of anything else! Why don't you go blame congress before you turn the sword on the people. It is our fault we have been governed by a bunch of baboons for the last 5 years.

I admit, a lot of Americans are STUPID, but there are stupid people in every country to lay off it.

In Taiwan yesterday;
  Lady at the airport spoke to me in Cantonese.
Me: Wait. What? Sorry I don't speak Chinese.
Lady: Vietnam?
Me: Yes, I am going to Vietnam, and yes  I am Vietnamese.
Lady: Du Ma *and then a bunch of stuff I don't understand.
Me: I don't understand you.
Lady: *makes a clicking nose with her tongue* American and swear word in Cantonese.
Me: Hey, theres no reason to get nasty lady!
Lady: *in vietnamese* your mom didn't teach you right, stupid American. Rude.
Me: This time I understand you. *Busted out some hella polite Vietnamese* Grandma, I am sorry I don't understand you. But you spoke Chinese to me first. I know I am rude, I just don't know as many swear words as you.
   She waddles away.
SUCK ON THAT BITCH! waaaaaaaaah whose the rude American now?!
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