Why do men lie?

First of all, I don't like to past judgement on the Male species all together, so let me tell you something we ALL LIE, therefore, PEOPLE LIE.

Okay, ladies, yes men do lie, but most of the time the lie because...well they don't know how else to break it to you. 

"Yes, honey your ass looks like the fucking moon in those jeans."  

"HELL the fuck yeah I was looking at that other girls rack!" 
or 
 "I would rather be playing Call of Duty, than listening to you yap all day about how this bitch pissed you off"  

would you rather hear that from your men?  The truth hurts, until you are ready to face the facts, then don't expect men to be honest with you.

On the other hand, you have men that make false promises that never go through with it.  Why, you may ask? Because that is what they THINK you want to hear!  Men try to say whatever this hell you want to hear (sometimes in order to get in your pants, and sometimes just to avoid another argument)  I am not trying to take sides or make the male species sound any better, but only blame yourselves for falling for these stupid lies ladies.  If he lies so you can be happy, then you must be a complete bitch otherwise he wouldn't lie.  If he lies to get into your pants, then that should be obvious, and you're just stupid for believing it. 

So you say, "He wasn't always like that though, he used to be honest, and go through with all his promises"  Why are you still stuck in the past?  Think of it as a video game...you are on level 2 that means the game is harder, so you are harder to please, he has to move on to level 2 and shit....the promises you are demanding is too much to bear! 

 "YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!?! You want me to take your mom to pick out a bikini?!"

Men lie for obvious reasons, 
#1 there is another girl, and he wants to keep you both on the reel. 
#2 He doesn't want to hear it. 
#3 He wants to get in those pants.

It is pretty simple, in the end all the lies point back to you (the female)

So how do I keep your man from lying?  

YOU CAN'T

Everyone lies, whether it is a white lie or not. It is in the human nature, and don't you dare say you have never lied before (male or female) so you want your man to stop lying to you? Maybe stop flipping out can help.  If he knows he can be honest with you, then of course he will be.  That is how kids are right?  ^^

In the end, whether  you are male or female you can only trust one person and that us YOURSELF.  So stop mopping around like a idiot, that is reality, and the truth hurts. That is why the word DENIAL is so popular.


Have a nice day!

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