About

Greetings Earthlings! 

Theresa Nguyen is the name, but people call me Theresa*ism, I guess it is because I my beliefs are strange, and I talk a lot of mumbo jumbo, about weird monkey stuff.  It can be considered a ANGRY-KAWAII CULT! (EVERYTHING IS A CONTRADICTION!) ^^ I am very much passionate about art, music, politics, society, beliefs, beauty, fashion, more or less anything that perks my interests. What can I say? I am a Sagittarius! I bounce around like a super bouncy ball on crack. * metaphorically speaking*  I blog about practically everything my little brain can wrap its invisible little hands around.  I like to share my fascinations with the world, and the world can soak it all up one drop at a time. 

I feature people around me that interests me, things I see, events that just makes me want to throw a Hulk smash on someone.  But I am nice, I know all mean girls say that, but "Good girls are just bad girls that haven't been caught" so go on and hate, I LOVE HATERS!
o(≧▽≦)o
I love beauty and fashion, and I love to test things out and so I review products and throw in some of my personal tips for all to see. 
Please ask permission if you would like to use my reviews for commercial use. Thanks! 

♥ to...
play video games

poke jokes at stupid people

watch Anime

read Manga

take a hike

run around like a headless chicken

hunt for bargains

shop til' the mall closes

sit at the beach and stare at the sand because I can't swim

buy, make, look at kawaii things

be obsessed about Hello Kitty

collect Tokidoki

give the tobacco companies my middle finger.

beat a child molester down with the bible.

play tag with my pack of dogs.

kick-box.

EAT, EAT MORE, and then EAT SOME MORE!

cook things I crave.

laugh at funny celebrities who think they look good, when they 
look like animals on a farm.

make people mad, because their faces are funny.

annoy my dogs with funny noises.

annoy people around with Angry Birds on max volume.

look at cute things and hug them. ^^

Blog about things I don't exactly know what I am blogging about because blogging is so fun, and you love to read my blog as much as I love blogging it. 

I HATE:
EVERYTHING ELSE



Things about me that you don't know and you probably don't care, but I will tell you anyways, because I have nothing better to do:

5 ' 2"
Sagittarius 
Born in Florida, Raised in California
Green Party of America
Vietnamese American
Speaks: English, Slang, Some Ebonics
Vietnamese, Fake British, Theresa*nese
Dialect: A lot of people say I speak Northern Vietnamese (whats the difference?) I speak Rosetta Stone!
I have a cosmetology license
Pretty good at playing black jack in Vegas.
Play street hockey.
Going to school for journalism/marketing

I love playing with electronics, but my attention span is as short as a fish's memory so I get sick of them quick.  

Oh yeah, I think my Android shits on the IPhone.
My Corolla farts on BMW.
My Toshiba pukes on IPad.
My Tokidoki kicks Louis Vuitton's butt.
and
My grandma can beat your grandma in a mud fight.

chee hee! ^^ ♥ okay maybe I was kidding about that mud fight.

I don't think its necessary to tell the world about my relationship status: I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MYSELF. I don't care how self centered that sounds, its good to love one self. YES? ^^ 
AND....PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST! (and the rest of the world too, but that is never going to happen with tyrants like myself out there.) =P

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