So, a reader sent me an email of an dog dyed to look like a Panda going on and on about how cruel it is and so on. First off, why did you send it to me in the first place? Did you expect me to morph into some crazy super hero and save the dogs? Second, I don't mind having a dog dyed to look like a Panda! Okay, so before you get all la-di-da judgmental on me, lets get this straight. I WANT a pet PANDA, tell me where I can get a pet Panda as affordable as a dog, and we will talk.
How is it cruel to find them so irresistibly CUTE?! One, at least they are not malnourished, put into a dog fight, and neglected. People getting all almighty, this is wrong that is wrong, SHUT THE FUCK UP! You don't even know what cruelty is! You want to know what cruelty is? Try going to Vietnam or some third world country that eats dogs, or how about Michael Vick? Dog fighting? If that is not cruel enough, have you stopped and checked a Puppy Mill near you?! EXACTLY!
CNN Article quotes "Its the latest trend in pet fashion in China" so that means there are other outrageous trends for dogs in China? When they say China, they mean .0000000001% of the people actually care about this nonsense. Hey stupid! There are people starving in your country and all you care about is dying a damn dog to look like a panda, or a tiger, or even SPIDER DOG. WTF?!
By they way, is it just me or does the "Tiger" Dog look like a mix of that Pokemon Arcanine and Hobbes (from Calvin and Hobbes)
Am I right? haha That would be one SICK Pokemon though!
Don't get your panties in a bunch if you think I am kidding about this "big issue" its not big, don't you have bigger things to worry about? Like....pulling that stick out of your ass?
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