Its quite intriguing to find people who live their lives striving to becoming better are always smarter and quicker on their feet than those pampered as a child ( and throughout adulthood) Don't get me wrong I am pretty sure there are a lot of pampered people out there who aren't doing bad for themselves. But get this, you're still stupid if you think you're better than everyone else. Hey, that gives me an idea.
How do we cure this frantically evolving epidemic?
Before I reveal my brilliant scheme lets take some time to ask and maybe answer some questions.
Q: How come most stupid people are Caucasians?
A: Not true, there are stupid people in every race, White people just aren't ashamed of letting the world know of their mentally challenged folks.
Q: Well if there are no stupid people who would I laugh at?
A: Yourself. Stupid question. Stupid Person. Stupid answer.
Q: We need stupid people to do the grunt work, who will do it then?
A: People who do the grunt work are not the stupid one, they are just the underprivileged ones. Don't get the two mixed up.
Q: Why do you call people stupid?!
A: What would you prefer me to call them? Lets sugar coat it, "Special" or if you prefer something more superficial "Dr. Ignorant"
Facts about stupid people:
1.) They love talking about themselves. They love talking in general, the sound of their voice is soothing to their ears.
not to mention the things they talk about!
2.) They can't win an argument even if their life depended on it.
3.) They like to use stereotypes to cover their stupidity. ( That stench is so strong I smell it from China)
4.) They like to use racist remarks to make them feel better about themselves.
5.) Usually they don't do their own laundry.
6.) Usually the terrible driver, as in no regards to anyone else on the road, and they always thing they are in the right. "Yield?! I don't know what that means, I am special so I go first!" ( I know you all think stereotypically Asians are bad drivers, but that argument is weak, "because they have small eyes" is not an argument. I am not going to say that "Because African Americans have big hands" that they can't paint, a dentist, a cardiologist, or plastic surgeon. That is bogus!)
7.) They are Stupid Hypocrites, you know they ones who contradict themselves at every corner. " I hate that Lady Gaga, she looks like a Anti-God, slut" and then a moment later ..*in the car blasting Lady Gaga's Bad Romance.
8.) They usually can't spell simple words like "none" and they don't know the difference between "whether" and "weather"
9.) Can't have pets, they will die.
10.) If you were at a black jack table with a stupid person, he/she will be the one fidgeting with the cards, and still not know what they have."uh 18, no 16, no wait 12" you bust you idiot!
Okay, so let me reveal my genius plan...
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take them off Television and movies...
Jackass
Jersey Shores
Real Housewives of ...whatever the fuck city
Tool Academy
That other something academy with the girls
Movies like ...
Meet the Spartans
and others that I probably don't know about because watching these idiots make my brain want to fry in my skull.
DO NOT LET STUPID PEOPLE REPRODUCE, who is going to teach those kids?!
The system doesn't have the money to pay for stupid peoples, stupid mistakes. Get them all fixed!
Give them Adderall.
tie them up and force them to watch DATELINE, DISCOVERY CHANNEL, HGTV, HISTORY CHANNEL, OR TRAVEL CHANNEL
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