Theresaisms

(source:9gag.com)

 I don't have anything against makeup and plastic surgery because girls need to look good to boost their confidence and ego. But, when you wake up and the person next to you is SOOOOO not the girl you came home with last night, not only is that a let down, but it makes one feel tricked.  If you already put up that look girl, you might as well go all the way and make it permanent. Go get plastic surgery! Seriously, if I was a dude and woke up to that I would feel like she roofied me to get a lay. If this girl is somewhere out there and is reading this, Theresa*ism says " Set up a donation jar for your plastic surgery and use these pictures as your campaign header!!"

I AM SIGNING OUT!