Guide to Picking Hair Colors to Match Skin Tones

Is it just me or do I find it terrifying when someone mismatches their hair color (dramatic psycho serial killer music plays) like a orange-tone (fake tan) dude walking past me today with bleach blonde hair.   

Was his mother an albino and his father an melanic ??

To avoid such a distasteful catastrophe, I came up with a guide to hair color.

TAN CAUCASIAN/ TAN ASIAN/ TAN AFRICAN:

AVOID: Bleach Blonde

Try: Reds, Browns, Hazel 

Example:

(everything is wrong with that hair color on her)

PALLOR (or PALE) CAUCASIAN/ ASIAN/AFRICAN:

AVOID: Blonde, Dark Pitch Black

(Either look like a vampire or an albino)

Try: Ash Browns, Red Browns, Any kind of brown tint.

 Example:

 ( this sick Giraffe from the Disney Movie "The Wild")

MIDTONE CAUCASIAN/ASIAN/AFRICAN:

AVOID: Reds/Orange

Try: Blonde, Browns, Black 

Example:

( Definitely the Riddler's daughter)

**WARNING** Before coloring your hair...LOOK in the mirror, make sure your skin tone and compatible with the color. Because if I would make fun of you...others would too! HA!